Friday, May 16, 2014

Truth in advertising

I was reading another blog yesterday and the post was about a horse, the whole honesty of the ad and that no one was trying to cover something up.  Something along the lines of xxx horse-lots of issues....

Truth in advertising is like saying the sun shines at night.  Really.  I see so many ads in the dog magazines wtih the touch ups, the mislabeling etc, that all I can do is giggle.  To which, here is the ad that I might be submitting if I find one more thing destroyed in my yard......

Free to good home-one black and white goat.  Knows basic obedience, though his recall is an army crawl.  Stays only when threatened.  Has general concept of beginner agility but not sure of the teeter.  Doesn't eat kibble, prefers trailer wiring, duct tape and electrical cords.   Oh and the air conditioner wires.   Which he pukes up when it's most inconvenient for you.  Annoying, mouthy, opinionated and adores his kid.  Great snuggler, but hogs the blankets...and the pillow...and the well the entire bed given the chance.

Can anyone guess which one of the evil minions at my house that is????

Later gators....
C

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

kevin will be leaving this house to another home over my dead body:)

Cindy said...

Well that might be what happens if he eats something he can't puke up!