Tuesday, July 29, 2008

If you don't like the weather, wait 5 mins and it'll change!

I love Iowa. Lots of other places that I could live-places with out tornados, big ugly bugs, high pollen counts, horrendous winters and gravel roads in the spring. But at least we don't have hurricanes, mud slides, deserts, big ugly bugs that are poisionous or man eating sharks. Notice I didn't mention earth quakes-had a couple of those out this way this year.

So ran across this list and thought you might enjoy a taste of Iowa-"legal wise"

Dumb Iowa Laws

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
In Dubuque .....
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
In Indianola.....
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
In Fort Madison .....
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
In Marshalltown .....
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
In Ottumwa ....
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

Later gators....

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